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It’s no joke that Andi and I are pretty much polar opposites on many a thing. She’s nearing the end of her schooling and will have a PhD, I have a Bachelors degree in Fine Coloring. She’s very into sports while I’m still trying to remember that Hockey doesn’t have quarters or innings. She also […]
Dear Sinclair,
I miss Sundays. Usually the end of the week is spent finishing up homework and stressing about the coming week. When all I have to do is work, I’m free to enjoy Sunday. Yesterday I lazily made my way through the day, accomplishing not much of anything with that being a feat in itself. […]
“Ignorance is bliss…but it sure as hell isn’t attractive.” - more words of wisdom by my Sugarbaby. Need I say anything more to explain that statement?
Moving right along….
DJ (did I ever mention she is a freaking PR genius?! Yea. Well, she is) and I have formulated a plot.ÂÂ
The plot? Find me a new (gay) partner […]
So I have been cleaning my room out in preparation for moving to Florida, and throwing away all the stuff I don’t want/need. This is a lengthy process, because I have like 20 boxes of old stuff that I can’t help but look through for an hour each and laugh at. Today I […]
I’ve held my silence on the phone call long enough. And I’m still beaming ear to ear!
It was one of those mobile phone calls where you see the number and recognise that it must be so-and-so and you put on your best phone answering voice (likely inadvertently sounding like a phone sex lady or a […]
So Lychee told me about this dating site the other night - well it is kind of a dating site but you can opt not to date on it too - it’s called Ok Cupid and the idea is that you do all these quizzes about yourself and what you’re looking for in a partner - there are […]
There is an unspoken rule among friends, you don’t say you hate their girlfriend or boyfriend.
You cant.
A. The person will not listen to you.
B. The person will be pissed at you… or have some awkward tension.
Rarely does a friend say, “You are right, I am ending this relationship”
It does not happen that way.
Ever.
Most people do […]
I feel mopey. Probably because I’m listening to Travis. And Joni Mitchell. And Norah Jones. And it probably doesn’t help that Norah makes me think of Austin. And that Austin makes me think of the boy who isn’t calling. But anyway, you try to find me music that isn’t about love - or at least […]
In honor of the impending doom that is Valentine’s Day, I give you amusing links to the humor of one Ms. Jill Conner Browne, also known as THE Sweet Potato Queen. For those not already acquainted, check out this heavy reading: >http://www.sweetpotatoqueens.com. I once heard her books described as Southern-fried feminism. I’m down with […]
OK, folks. The whole game of finding wives for farmers has gotten nuts. And you heard it here first.
Tonight I went to my Yahoo home page, and what did I see? The lead story was about Farmers Only.
Ah, ha! The article said the site was started by an advertising executive in Cleveland. Go figure. Those […]