“Ignorance is bliss…but it sure as hell isn’t attractive.” - more words of wisdom by my Sugarbaby. Need I say anything more to explain that statement?
Moving right along….
DJ (did I ever mention she is a freaking PR genius?! Yea. Well, she is) and I have formulated a plot.ÂÂ
The plot? Find me a new (gay) partner in crime.ÂÂ
How are we going to do this? First, decimate my pride by asking everyone we meet if they know any cute, sane, single (not hung up on their exes) lesbians (preferably the cute butchy/boi/punky type). If we spot any unkown potentials while we’re out, we have a plan for that too: we’re conducting interviews about the hottest lesbians in Denver, and the hottest places to go.
The why? Well, DJ’s settling down with her new woman, which leaves me as the single-single lesbian in our group- so, alas, I have to replace her. At least for the sake of going out and being single. Of course, there are numerous benefits, including -expanding our social circle and potential looooove connection!!! Thankfully, I don’t yet have to address this problem with the straight group, although me and Lizzard are the only single ladies left in that social circle.
This dovetails beautifully into my Misson Eye Contact (improving non-verbals)- which yields interesting and promising results! As a matter of fact, J was the unknowing recipient of much of my practice eye-contact shots this weekend (me being me, I feel like I have to practice things before implementing). While she was out on the dance floor, or wandering around socializing- her eyes kept wandering back to where I sat. Perched on a bar stool, wearing an amazingly H.O.T. outfit, with f**k me black heels on. The more often she caught sight of me and we made eye contact, the more often her eyes sought me out. These results held true for strangers as well, which resulted in being asked to dance several times, and another drunken kiss from one of DJ’s friends!
So: Mission Eye Contact Weekend 1 Results:
1) Feeling like eye candy
2) Being asked to dance by a stranger
3) Random kiss by drunken friend.
4) Good feelings.
Mission New Partner in Crime: Status will follow shortly
I had a dawning realization today- at least I’m happily single and not in a miserable relationship.
On a side note: Cirque du Soleil’s Corteo- an amazing show- a show with much more humor and levity than some of the other show’s I’ve seen, with a distinctively Circus like appeal.ÂÂ
That’s all she wrote!
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